Switching subway lines is like changing lanes on a backed up freeway. It’s always moving faster until you get in it.
"The measure that cleared the House doesn’t set a cap on the loans that the U.S. can guarantee. Rather, it tweaks an existing program so Ukraine can swiftly qualify for U.S.-backed loan guarantees that would cover the risk of losses in case of default." - Politico
So if the Ukraine…
the GOP House will let us lend unlimited amounts of money to Ukraine but won’t let us borrow enough to pay the bills we’ve already incurred.
Reuters: Russia successfully test-fired an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile on Tuesday, the state-run Russian news agency RIA reports.
The missile was launched from a region near the Caspian Sea before successfully hitting its target at a proving ground in Kazakhstan.
While everyone else tests their missiles out in the ocean (or Nevada) Russia is the only country that can test bomb another country.
The Worf of Starfleet
Please read my Medium post: “What Ellen DeGeneres live tweeting selfies without Instagram filters means for Mark Zuckerberg”
The body and blood of Yeezus Christ
“Look, I’m working two minimum-wage jobs just to keep my kids fed and clothed, so I can’t say I’m quite ready to throw the playbook out the window just because the cheapest and only locally convenient source of food happens to contain some GMOs and trans fats,” Ford told reporters, noting that the film’s advocacy of cooking most meals at home from fresh produce and sustainably raised meats hasn’t really changed the fact that her take-home pay is just under $400 a week.
Autopsy specimen list, found in an abandoned hospital, Derby UK
Google Voice is just a wrong number
According to doctors, the trauma is officially categorized as a “dislocation.” Laymen may be more familiar with the term “Satan’s handshake.”
I’ve been outfitted with an orthopedic boot, the sole of which is slightly higher than that of my normal shoe and causes my walking path to pull to the right. Careful recalculation of my trajectory is constantly required so that the curvature of my path terminates at the desired destination.
Though this burden is mine alone to bear, I feel like I could be doing more to prevent future generations from suffering as I have. If you’d like to get involved with my foundation, or simply make a donation, please reach out.